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thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
"…Okay."
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"What?"
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."

thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

Men in Tights.”

"…Okay."

Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

"What?"

"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

"Spoilers make him angry."

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Filed under Avengers captain america

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lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

(via tyyne-oskari)

Filed under LMAO Loki Avengers birthday

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bookshop:

hoursago:

study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!
for some loser who came up most of this
Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
Who else, honestly

OH MY GOD THE DEAN IS BLACK WIDOW. OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION.

bookshop:

hoursago:

study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!

for some loser who came up most of this

  • Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
  • Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
  • Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
  • Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
  • Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
  • Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
  • Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
  • Who else, honestly

OH MY GOD THE DEAN IS BLACK WIDOW. OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION.

(via zacharykahlo)

Filed under community avengers

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zacharykahlo:

erinkyan:

tiger-tranqs:

anonymousfragger:

tillall-areone:

torilainen:

rakshar:

I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!

Bound for life to Iron Man o_o

Wrecking havoc with Thor.
THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME

Gained the powers of… The hulk.
….SWEET

Became the sidekick of Bruce Banner :D It’d be a buddy comedy about Bruce and his stoner lab assistant and their wacky adventures. :)

got trolled by nick fury. fuck yes I wanna be bros with fury yessss

i… had babies with thor.
i’m assuming he was the one pregnant in this scenario, because uh no way am i birthing your gigantic asgardian spawn, dude, no matter how hot you are. or maybe we adopted? i hope we adopted, because otherwise damn those kiddies would have the driest baby pig-pink skin known to all the realms. not healthy, y’all. 

I went clubbing with Bruce Banner….
That can’t have ended well.

zacharykahlo:

erinkyan:

tiger-tranqs:

anonymousfragger:

tillall-areone:

torilainen:

rakshar:

I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!

Bound for life to Iron Man o_o

Wrecking havoc with Thor.

THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME

Gained the powers of… The hulk.

….SWEET

Became the sidekick of Bruce Banner :D

It’d be a buddy comedy about Bruce and his stoner lab assistant and their wacky adventures. :)

got trolled by nick fury. fuck yes I wanna be bros with fury yessss

i… had babies with thor.

i’m assuming he was the one pregnant in this scenario, because uh no way am i birthing your gigantic asgardian spawn, dude, no matter how hot you are. or maybe we adopted? i hope we adopted, because otherwise damn those kiddies would have the driest baby pig-pink skin known to all the realms. not healthy, y’all. 

I went clubbing with Bruce Banner….

That can’t have ended well.

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me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo:
hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster:
no
i'm not captain america
i'm agent phil coulson

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lavishness:

snarkasaurus:


racebend -> the avengers

Lenny Kravitz as Tony Stark
Michael Ealy as Steve Rogers
Naveen Andrews as Bruce Banner
Jason Momoa as Thor
Dichen Lachman as Natasha Romanoff
Shemar Moore as Clint Barton
Ken Watanabe as Nick Fury
Chiwetel Ejiofor as Phil Coulson
Mark Dacascos as Loki
Lucy Liu as Maria Hill


Yesyesyesyedyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Holy shit this is great.

lavishness:

snarkasaurus:

racebend -> the avengers

  • Lenny Kravitz as Tony Stark
  • Michael Ealy as Steve Rogers
  • Naveen Andrews as Bruce Banner
  • Jason Momoa as Thor
  • Dichen Lachman as Natasha Romanoff
  • Shemar Moore as Clint Barton
  • Ken Watanabe as Nick Fury
  • Chiwetel Ejiofor as Phil Coulson
  • Mark Dacascos as Loki
  • Lucy Liu as Maria Hill

Yesyesyesyedyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Holy shit this is great.

(Source: snakejolrasmoved, via zacharykahlo)

Filed under AÖFSLKFLMEAMD YES Racebend Avengers

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chelsdamelsp:

lockedin221b:

capnjackieharkness:

dontgigglesherlock:

asksupernaturalsammie:

thewaywardhuntress:

ladynorthstar:

batty4u:

allonsysexy:

bortky:

SuperWhoAvengeTorchLock | Earth’s Mightiest Hero’s

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I did not expect to laugh that hard

omg I’m usually not much of a fan of those but THIS is fucking hilarious 

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((Sorry. This NEEDED to be on my blog.))

You have no idea how much money I’d pay to see this movie

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I am so seriously tempted to write fic for this shit. Holy mother of amazeballs.

Heck yes it’s back

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