Posts tagged avengers
Posts tagged avengers
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?
"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!
for some loser who came up most of this
- Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
- Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
- Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
- Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
- Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
- Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
- Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
- Who else, honestly
OH MY GOD THE DEAN IS BLACK WIDOW. OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION.
this website is nuts
I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!
Bound for life to Iron Man o_o
Wrecking havoc with Thor.
THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME
Gained the powers of… The hulk.
Became the sidekick of Bruce Banner :D
It’d be a buddy comedy about Bruce and his stoner lab assistant and their wacky adventures. :)
got trolled by nick fury. fuck yes I wanna be bros with fury yessss
i… had babies with thor.
i’m assuming he was the one pregnant in this scenario, because uh no way am i birthing your gigantic asgardian spawn, dude, no matter how hot you are. or maybe we adopted? i hope we adopted, because otherwise damn those kiddies would have the driest baby pig-pink skin known to all the realms. not healthy, y’all.
I went clubbing with Bruce Banner….
That can’t have ended well.
Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
John: “Sherlock, just hand me the…
racebend -> the avengers
- Lenny Kravitz as Tony Stark
- Michael Ealy as Steve Rogers
- Naveen Andrews as Bruce Banner
- Jason Momoa as Thor
- Dichen Lachman as Natasha Romanoff
- Shemar Moore as Clint Barton
- Ken Watanabe as Nick Fury
- Chiwetel Ejiofor as Phil Coulson
- Mark Dacascos as Loki
- Lucy Liu as Maria Hill
Holy shit this is great.
SuperWhoAvengeTorchLock | Earth’s Mightiest Hero’s
I did not expect to laugh that hard
omg I’m usually not much of a fan of those but THIS is fucking hilarious
((Sorry. This NEEDED to be on my blog.))
You have no idea how much money I’d pay to see this movie
I am so seriously tempted to write fic for this shit. Holy mother of amazeballs.
Heck yes it’s back