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 Agent Coulson is down

#gif warning #avengers #okay but why does nOBODY EVER TALK ABOUT THE GENERATION GAP #come on guys this is the MOST INTERESTING THING #look if steve had lived through the war he would have been part of that post-wwii generation #imagine steve in the 60S GUYS #you think he would have put up with those young folks disrespecting those soldiers and his country by protesting the war? HECK NO #remember that scene at the beginning of ca:tfa where he tells off that guy in the movie theater? THAT WOULD BE STEVE IN THE 60S #and tony is in his 40s!! tony is gen x! tony is NOT EVEN A BOOMER #tony is TOO YOUNG TO BE A BABY BOOMER tony is YOUNGER THAN OUR PARENTS #tony doesn’t know what it’s like to live in a country that’s in total war! tony doesn’t know what it’s like for loyalty to your country t… #to be something that almost everyone has! #look guys we make fun of america ALL THE TIME we mock patriotism and nationalism and the usa CON STANT LY #when steve hears the word soldier he equates it with the word hero #and when tony hears the word soldier he hears an insult. #because steve’s war is wwii #and tony’s wars are vietnam and iraq and afghanistan and tony knows that when america fights wars it is not necessarily the good guy! #and steve cannot even BEGIN to comprehend that #steve barely knows what WATERGATE is for god’s sake steve probably still trusts the government #steve doesn’t know about jfk conspiracy theories! steve doesn’t know about the patriot act #(and let me remind you that in 616 canon steve actually fought a war to bring down the expy!patriot act) #god america has grown up SO MUCH since steve’s day #americans are sarcastic and cynical and plugged into the media 24/7 #americans depricate themselves constantly americans hate america more than anybody else does #pearl harbor turned america into a unified force for change in the world; 9/11 turned america into something paranoid and bitter #steve no longer represents america #he represents what america wishes it had ever been #and tony? tony understands the usa a whole lot better than steve does and he knows it and steve never will #and tony understands how war can destroy and steve only understands how it can save #holy christ why would you write porn when you could write about that

Ok this is really great meta but:

why would you write porn when you could write about that

those are not mutually exclusive

ALL OF THE ABOVE ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE because fuck you if you think porn is less important i mean sure if you’re asexual etc. but i’m not i want to consume media where these two characters can work through all of those lovely and interesting issues and complexities AND THEN MAKE OUT because holy shit meeting someone that intimately intellectually AND THEN romanti-sexhually? FUCKING HOT

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lyricalentropy:

Actually Pepper…there are no good explanations for that.

#actual real life canon comics

Headcanon: Pepper just wanted a foot rub. Tony volunteered the maid outfit.

Nevermind foot rub, he’s going full on pedicure.

Go full pedicure and maid outfit or go home. 


That’s it. I vow to stay single until someone offers to give me a full pedicure wearing a maid outfit.

ishouldbebritish:

anluan:

beastlyart:

incredible-shoelace:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

lyricalentropy:

Actually Pepper…there are no good explanations for that.

#actual real life canon comics

Headcanon: Pepper just wanted a foot rub. Tony volunteered the maid outfit.

Nevermind foot rub, he’s going full on pedicure.

Go full pedicure and maid outfit or go home. 

That’s it. I vow to stay single until someone offers to give me a full pedicure wearing a maid outfit.

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star-spangled-stark:

au meme → tony and steve as aurora and prince phillip.

“oh come now prince stark. why so melancholy? a wondrous future lies before you. you, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. behold, king fury’s castle. and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of his true love, the prince stephen. but see the gracious whim of fate. why, ‘tis the self-same peasant male, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. he is indeed, most wondrous fair. gold of sunshine in his hair, lips that shame the red red rose. in ageless sleep, he finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. and now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! to wake his love with loves first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all.”

star-spangled-stark:

au meme tony and steve as aurora and prince phillip.

“oh come now prince stark. why so melancholy? a wondrous future lies before you. you, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. behold, king fury’s castle. and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of his true love, the prince stephen. but see the gracious whim of fate. why, ‘tis the self-same peasant male, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. he is indeed, most wondrous fair. gold of sunshine in his hair, lips that shame the red red rose. in ageless sleep, he finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. and now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! to wake his love with loves first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all.”

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baby's on fire: okay so here’s the thing, right, here’s THE thing.i need a fic that...

zacharykahlo:

okay so here’s the thing, right, here’s THE thing.

i need a fic that has ALL OF the following:

  • tony stark/bruce wayne as billionaire-genius-exes-with-benefits-until-steve-rogers-happened
  • tony/steve in a post-avengers disgustingly schmoopy…

i call this super husbands: the ultimate crossover

My flatmate has the best ideas. If he does not write it someone else must.

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